Wise Sayings ~ London, at age five.

LONDON: (Coming out of bathroom after examining himself in the mirror)

L: I need another glass of water because I have a bug in my nose.

D: You have a bug in you nose? Let me see.

L: You can’t see it. It’s too small to see it without a microscope.

D: That’s pretty small.

L: Yes it is. That why I need another glass of water. That’s so I can pee the bug out. Mommy tell me that. She said if you have a bug in your nose, drink lots of water and you can pee the bug out. So, can I have another glass of water?
01/31/00